Showing posts with label ipod. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ipod. Show all posts

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Is Microsoft Imploding?

My brothers sent me (separately) links to the recent NYT article by Dick Brass on the demise of Microsoft at their own hand.  It’s titled “Microsoft’s Creative Destruction”.  My first reply was kind of errantly focused on the broader issues of Apple and Google and whether Microsoft really figures into that triad of triviality.  Whatever that means.

My second reply came after a few more re-readings…

“Ok, after a second, and indeed a third reading of this article, I wanted to address it from his same point of view:

He's correct.

From what I gather from talking with the few I know who work there, or used to work there, there are bright spots within the company: The System Center division is producing remarkable products and gaining not only accolades but marketshare.  Office 2010 is already garnering praise in ways similar to Windows 7.
One of the blogs I follow daily is that of "Mini-Microsoft".  An (supposedly) unidentified "insider" who has become widely recognized as the internal voice of "what's wrong" within the inerds.  Even MS execs cite his posts often (there's even a Channel 9 video interview with Lisa Brummel, Microsoft's VP of Human Resources which focuses almost entirely on Mini's complaints and suggestions).
The company is fucking huge. Too huge.  It's like GM.  World-wide, multi-cultural and multi-language.  I have no idea how anyone could effectively manage a project which is literally parsed out around the globe like Windows and Office are.  It reminds me of the overwhelming complexity of designing and building an aircraft carrier.  It's just magic I suppose.  I may never understand how it works.
I agree with his overall take and that it's a big question mark.  Most would agree that one of their biggest faults is that they're easily distracted by irrelevant markets and deluded into believing they become threatening “competition”.  Markets like mobile media players, game consoles, web browsers, search services, and mobile operating systems.  They chase the wrong vermin.  It wastes their time, energy and budgets and makes them look oafish in the end.
As a comparison however, Apple has had their share of problems and problem decisions.  They are executing fairly well overall, but lately they too seem to be wavering a bit.  Ironically, the iPad is a good example mainly because there was almost nothing announced that wasn't anticipated.  That's a subtle but significant "first" for Apple in over a decade.  The iPad should've blown people away.  Instead it was just "pretty cool".  I don't know anyone, Apple enthusiast or not, who is saying "I have GOT to get one of those!"  Not like they did with the iPod Touch or the iPhone.  Even Macbook's got more excitement buzzing from their launch than this.  And like I said before: the design is shockingly un-exciting for an Apple "first".  It's just, well, Microsoft-ish.
A lot of buzz is coming out of Google that they too are facing a point of inflection.  They've grown in size to rival early Microsoft.  Shear number of employees, global dispersion (time zones, languages, cultures), and now they're starting to feel the gradual tug of market gravity as they fall into a (for now) tiff with Apple in both the phone and tablet markets.  Did you notice that within 24 hours of Jobs making his recent "Google is evil" comment that Google unlocked the multi-touch feature on the Nexus phone?  It was sure talked about in the tech community.  They've already been showing off their Chrome OS tablet with multi-touch as well.  Schmidt and Jobs are shaping up to be quite a pair.  All they need is TMZ following them around and it will be great ratings fodder.
But, the issue there is that Google is starting to chase side markets.  Remember, they get almost 99 percent of their revenue from advertising.  Everything else is given out "free" or laced with ads.  It's a smart approach, but only while the game rules are like they are now.  Things will change of course.
And what will happen to Apple when Jobs departs (or passes on)?  There really isn't anyone else with the same charisma, command and confidence to instill a sense of a bold future beyond that.  Schiller? Oppenheimer?  Cook?  Serlet?  Tammadon?  I don't think so.
It seems to be shaping up like Gates handing the baton to Ballmer.  What a mess.
So, back to the path:  Yes, Microsoft has dealt themselves some pretty horrific blows over the years.  He didn't even touch on the NetDocs vs Office battle that raged for years.  That was infamous.  They're still blowing their own heads off in the Windows Mobile space (WM 7 has been promised and delayed for years.  Still not certain).  They shot from the hip with Windows Home Server, which is an amazing product, released with almost no meaningful official "push", more of a small-team grass-roots effort.  But the only partners they could rustle up were Toshiba and HP and only HP is making any profit.  They're still scoffing at Netbooks and gave up on Tablets (like he mentioned).  And they've taken way too long to counter Google Docs.  However, Google has remained silent on a counter to Microsoft's SkyDrive, which blows my f**king mind to Jupiter how they could have missed that obvious opportunity.  Microsoft actually has multiple, including Live Mesh.  Another example of a multi-headed beast marching in twenty directions at once.
I could go on and on, but for every goof they've made, they've somehow managed to crank out an equal success,even if small.  I think that's how they've managed to hold on.  That and the fact that they've won over IT geeks for years with their focus and attention on the plumbing technologies like COM, WMI, SNMP, LDAP, .NET, RPC, WinRM, WPF and so on.  They are the absolute king of API's and documentation. They know how to make building blocks that stick together like Lego's.  That is like heroin for enterprise IT admins and corporate developers. Actually, more like crack.  IBM ignored that too long and lost the game.  Apple ignores it.  Google sees that but is only building the kits for use outside the corporate space, which is a gamble.  Time will tell.
Footnotes:
XBox comment – Yes, it’s a worthy component of their consumer base.  But it’s widely believed to be a break-even prospect for them internally.  Even their relationship with Bungee has been someone unclear at times.
WHS comment – The storage problem early on highlighted a disparity between the WHS group and other groups dealing with storage.  The lack of partner product momentum at the outset was an indication of initial uncertainty, when it should have been more prominent and visible.
Plumbing technologies comment – Yes, I know they didn’t invent many of those mentioned, but they did exert incredible effort in tying them into their products across multiple divisions no less.  And the efforts of TechNet and MSDN are no less than amazing in their own rite.
Google – I didn’t really dive into the fact that they too have bought into their share of empowerment without building it themselves.  YouTube is a great example.  Orkut however is a horrible example.

Friday, December 11, 2009

WalMart iPod Shopping Fail

So I took two of my four tax deductible offspring with me to hunt down an iPod for a Christmas gift.  I started by searching the WalMart web site, which shows they have 8, 16 and 32 GB iPod Touch models.  I’m looking for the 8 GB model only.  It says that in order to get a price quote, I need to plug in my ZIP code.  I did, and it shows (present tense, mind you) that both WalMart stores near me have them “In Stock” and at $181.00 ($185.00 with some bullshit blingy crappy accessory bullshit kit).

So we drive.

We get to the store on Lynnhaven Pkwy near Landstown (the big Wally World for us), only to find they only carry 32 GB models and they’re $295.00.  The empty rack for the 8 GB models is stamped $195.00.  Not $181.00.  When asking the clerk about this, he said they hadn’t carried the 8 or 16 GB models in at least a few weeks.  Strike 1.

So we drive.

We get to the store on Phoenix Road, which is a few miles NorthEast along Lynnhaven Pkwy near Lynnhaven Mall (handy, isn’t it?).  Same story.  Strike 2.  Only this time the clerks didn’t have time to help me since they were too busy explaining Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 to some 60 year old guy with his wife, who just stared at the box while the clerk yakked away on some caffeine drip, with some expression like they were wondering just what the fuck the clerk was even saying.  I doubt they had even ever seen an XBox 360, much less played one.  Strike 3

So we left.

Message for WalMart:  I know you don’t read blogs like this, you’re too busy counting your profits.  But if by some weird chance you do… Please consider fixing your broken-ass piece of shit web inventory system so that it not only shows what’s really “in stock” but maybe, possibly, shows the real price as well.  Ok, I’m kidding.  I know that’s how it’s supposed to work.  Bait and switch got me.  You guys are funny.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

What Was “New” for Me This Past Week

  • Paint.NET 3.5 was finally released (download) – I really love it!
  • Testing SkyDriveExplorer.  Some (very) minor quirks, but nice (http://www.skydriveexplorer.com/)
  • Updated my AppleTV to 3.0.  Finally!
  • Updated my Blackberry 8830 to firmware 4.5.  Finally!
  • Adjusted my Twitter-Admin setup (control my home computers via Twitter from the Blackberry, and monitor events as well)
  • Posted updates to ASP and VBScript syntax definitions for TextPad (download)
  • Installed Tigo-Tago to manage IDv3 tags on my AVI library (download)
  • Got the family (only) van repaired.  Power steering pump and hoses, and water pump both failed.  Runs great now.
  • Caught up on podcasts: Adam Carolla Show, No Agenda, CarCast, and Tech5
  • Rode the bike for only 5 miles though.  Sucky.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

iTunes 9.... That's It?! RIP

I can't believe they dragged Little Stevie Jobs from his dialysis den to make an appearance on stage to announce.... iTunes 9?! And an incremental update for iPhone and iPods? That's it?!?!! WTF?! For that much effort, why couldn't they drum up something even marginally more exciting? Maybe deliver one of those vaporware rumored pieces of crap that get hyped before every upcoming event: Tablets, HD iPods, new home media devices, an iTunes that automatically makes playlists (wow! whooda thunk it!?)

I'm over it. I'm so sick of the free pass Apple gets from the loyal goons that drank that iKoolAid. Same goes for Google. These are tough times. They ALL have to prove their worth all over again. Laurels are so passe. Even Microsoft gets that. Of all people. Even Dell? Wow. What planet is this?

I've been poking around iTunes 9 to see what's new. OMFG talk about lame. Same lame ass codebase, which isn't Windows compliant ("compatible": yes. "compliant": no). And for you Apple nutsacklickers: Since iTunes is installed on WAYTHEFUCK more Windows boxes than Mac boxes, there's no excuse on Earth for Apple to treat it like a Somali heroin addict laying in a Mogadishu saloon gutter. Hmm... I have an idea. Why doesn't Microsoft take a page from the Apple-vs-Palm playbook and make it so iTunes won't work on Windows? I would LOVE IT. The problem is, Apple can do that and everyone starts beating off with a gym sock, but if Microsoft did that, the DOJ, FBI, SEC, EU and Chinese embassy would send ninjas to deliver subpoenas within seconds.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The Ritual Nano Morning Reboot

Like all four iPod Nano's we own, purchased at different times from different sources, the first thing mine does every morning is lock-up when I go to play the first track. Without even thinking twice I reboot it and it works fine until the next morning. I get breakfast, shower, drive to work, drink my coffee, and reboot my Nano. Patterns provide comfort I suppose.  While I respect Apple's adeptness at making inspiring hardware, I'm not impressed at all with their software.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Zune Freezes = Who Cares?

I can't believe how much press coverage this dumb story is getting.  I know two people who own a Zune, out of hundreds of others that do not.  I own seven iPods (kids, wife, my own), as do most of the people I work with.  The Nano freezes ALL OF THE TIME.  It's become so expected that doing the two-button reboot is about as normal as putting on my shoes.  

I've heard from Apple fanboys who tell me it's just me.  Sure.  Whatever.  Four of these iPods were bought from Apple's online store at the same time.  The others were purchased at different times from different places (Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Target).  Talking to many of my co-workers, they all are well experienced with this same problem, and it almost always relates to the last generation Nano (not the most recent flavor).

Does it cause me a heart attack?  No.  Does it make life unbearable?  No.  It's a minor thing.  But it gets ZERO press coverage because it's Apple and offending Apple fans is like offending Muslims.  But the Zune has maybe 0.01 percent of the customer base of the Nano, and it gets 100 percent of the press coverage if something goes wrong.  Like it really matters?

Saturday, November 1, 2008

IPod Disintegration Gyration

When I posted my little Eulogy about the death of my faithful iPod, I never really described the gory details.  First, it froze up tight.  That means it hung with a meaningly message on the screen and refused to respond to the two-button reboot.  After an hour it finally just shut itself off.  When I went to plug it back into the charger, it started burning up and smoking and I had to unplug it fast.  The end is so uncomfortable indeed.  It would sure be nice if they made them to replace the batteries a little easier.  Oops, I said something negative about an Apple product.  That surely means I will receive hate mail.

Friday, October 31, 2008

RIP: My IPod. My Old Friend

My trusty iPod model A1136 died suddenly. It leaves behind a loving owner of two years, a dog, a cat and a faithful collection of movies, music and podcasts. Alas, it will be missed. It kept me company on many travels to near and distant places. It provided me vital information and insight on long drives. It kept my mind at ease while doing my walking, hiking, running and cycling many, many times. It was in failing health as the battery had begun to cough and sputter. It's beyond warranty according to Apple and therefore I have chosen to unplug it from life support. Rest in peace.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Stupid iPod Tricks with Dodge Caravan

I drive my wife's Dodge Caravan to work everyday, which entails a 32-mile blitzkrieg each way.  There are some nice aspects to the drive:  I get to listen to my favorite morning radio DJ's (Tommy and Rumble, FM99), the seats are comfortable, the body shape and window space is 100 times easier to see out of than my old truck, and it has a decent stereo with RCA phono plug inputs.

 I have an iPod media cable which connects to the RCA inputs and lets me play my podcasts and music on the drive home each day (roughly 45 minutes to an hour M-Th, 1-2 hours on Fridays).  While it works great, there is a trick to making it work:

When using the media cable with my iPod (classic type), you have to click "Video", then "Video Settings" and set "TV Out" to "Yes".  That's not all.  Even though that usually works to play video podcasts and movies (the van has a built-in DVD viewer on the ceiling), music doesn't normally respect that setting and automatically stream out through the media cable.  You have to first play at least a few seconds of a video clip (podcast, movie) and then go back into the music library to play music or audio podcasts.  Kind of weird but that's how it works.  It seems to sense the type of media being played before it actually streams data through the media cable.

Life is good.  I get to listen to podcasts like "No Agenda", DiggNation, "Daily Source Code","Cranky Geeks", and "This Week in Tech".  Life is good.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

F**k iTunes!!!

If you are a parent and you've given your kid (in my case, one or more of my kids - note the plural) a shiney new iPod, guess what?

It's Christmas Day. Do you know what that means boys and girls? It's national "iTunes Store is Down" day! Oh goody! Yes, forget trying to register your new iPod, because it just keeps spitting back "iTunes store is unavailable, please try again later"

And even more exciting is how you can't copy anything to your new iPod until you've registered it, which requires (guess what?): A credit card!

That makes perfect sense doesn't it? You give an iPod to an 8 year old (if you think that's too young for a PMP like an iPod, you're way out of touch with reality), and they can't use it until someone enters a credit card. That's assinine! I have a complete library of MY OWN content which cannot be used until I enter a credit card number. Why even include a feature for ripping your CD collections into iTunes if you can't do anything with them (on your iPod) until you hand your credit card number over to Apple?