Flawed Logic: The All-American Sport

I used to say that the "All-American" sport was tossing trash from car windows.  Then I thought it was swallowing spoon-fed philosphy and values (without looking at the spoon).  These are still top-ranked American sports.  But now I rank them at #2 and #3 respectively.  By the way, #4 and #5 are Passing Judgement and Fantasy Football, in that order.

The number 1 All-American Sport is Contradictory Logic.

Acceptable	Not Acceptable
Smoking Cigarettes	Smoking Marijuana
Drinking Beer, Liquor	Drinking Four Loco
Buying Lottery Tickets	Poker, Gambling
Voting	Gambling
TV: Stabbing, Shooting, Amputation, Gore, Violence	TV: Naked boobies
Different Insurance Rates for Men and Women	Different Insurance Rates for Healthy vs Fat Smokers
Black History Month	White History Month
Spanish Phone Menus	Asian Phone Menus
Put Your Dying Dog to Sleep	Put Your Dying Grandfather to Sleep
Seat Belts in Cars	Seat Belts on Busses and Motorcycles
Pilots License at 14	Drivers License at 14
Driver Lessons Before License	Gun Lessons Before License
Driving While Eating, With Dog in Lap, Putting on Make-up	Driving with Cell Phone
4x4 Lift-Kit Truck with High-Beams behind you at Traffic Light	Rear-facing High Beams
Hardees Thickburger	Whole Milk
Invading Other Countries	Other Countries Invading Us
Criticizing Foreign Human Rights Violations	Foreigners Criticizing Our Human Rights Violations
Saying America is "Number 1" in Everything	Admitting America is Only "Number 1" for Obesity
Saying Your Church/Synogogue/Mosque is "Open To All Other Religions"	Actually Reading the Scriptures of Other Religions
Watching Dancing With The Stars	Dancing
Watching Monday Night Football	Playing Football