Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Things You Don’t Want to Hear After Your Surgery

  • "How does your ass feel?"
  • "We think we got it all"
  • "What were we supposed to remove again?"
  • "I know we planned on removing only one of your __, but..."
  • "When can we schedule your second procedure?"
  • "There was a problem with your insurance"
  • "I'm afraid that..." Or "I'm sorry but..."
  • "Well, the good news is that..."
  • "We're going to need you to sign a few more consent forms."
  • The sound of muffled chuckling and straight faces all around you.
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