What would a “perfect day” be like for me? It would consist of at least the following, maybe more…
- All of my debts would be paid off
- I’d have a car
- I’d have a house that was in good shape (or a cool condo in a high-rise with a nice view)
- My kids would be laughing and getting along
- My kids would actually listen to my advice
- I would have a retirement plan
- I’d have a guitar and a percussion set
- I’d go parasailing from my own boat, with my family
- I’d go out to eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner with the family
- We’d see a movie together
- Everyone I know who is sick would be healthy
- My neighbor’s dog would bite his owner’s nuts off
2 comments:
I've got a friend who used to be the Chief Dog Catcher for Norfolk. He's not in the area anymore - he tours worldwide on the Animal Control circuit. You want I should talk to him about your naybor? He probably knows guys who know guys.
Um, I don't know you, do I? (cough-cough)
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