It’s more important than ever to get the scoop on the candidates running for public offices in Hampton Roads, Virginia. However, getting clear, unfiltered, unbiased information about each candidate is becoming more and more difficult. Well, fear no more. Here is the clearest run-down on all of your local candidates, to help you decide for yourself who will provide the most benefit to you, your family, your schools, your job and your community.
Virginia House of Delegates (aka “House of Degenerates”): 83rd District
Virginia House of Delegates: 21st District
Virginia House of Delegates: 82nd District
House of Degenerates: 85th District
Other cities in Hampton Roads really don’t matter. The news only mentions them in case someone might be watching and not have already downed a whole bottle of NyQuil. That way they have enough gusto to participate in RATINGS. For the most part however, they only care about Norfolk and Virginia Beach.
So, remember Hampton Roaders: Get out and Vote. Vote like your vote really counts. Because we’re counting on you to count your vote as being countable. After all, every vote counts*. Ok, just “get out” and, if you have time, vote.
* votes subject to not being counted if the moon is full, a war is in progress, the tides are rising or falling, the polls are closed or if there are any traffic back-ups anywhere in the region within 24 hours of the election polling cycle. Void where prohibited, taxed, or believed in. Actual results may vary and often do. In fact they have never NOT varied from what was promised to voters. Batteries not included.