Driving with my 11-year old son today, taking him to his weekly guitar lesson. We got to talking about our family cat.
Son: "I think I know why the cat doesn't really like me that much"
Me: "Oh yeah? Why is that?"
Son: "Well, when I was younger, I always thought it's tail was what you were supposed to pick them up by."
Son: "I finally figured out I was wrong."
Me and Son: (hysterical laughter)