Friday, January 1, 2010

Nu Yearz Rez-o-loo-shunz

  1. Stomp my breaks for tailgaters more often
  2. Be more patient with the elderly
  3. Eat less
  4. Drink less
  5. Breathe less
  6. Respond more to questions with "I dunno. Google it."
  7. Watch the "news" less
  8. Stop believing Hampton Roads will ever truly move into the 21st century.
  9. Laugh more
  10. Try to count to ten someday

2 comments:

Marc C. said...

What if it's an elderly tailgater?

skatterbrainz said...

I suppose in that case I would stomp my brakes a little more softly to give them more time to brace for the impact.