FAQ: What Happened to Skatterbrainz on Twitter?

Skatterbrainz had to go into witless protective custody.  Hiding out in a barn in the frigid coastal region of sub-Saharan Africa, but only Tuesdays.  The rest of the week he sleeps under a tent in the Antarctic.  Actually, I have another Twitter account now.  If you really want to know what it is, drop me a comment or send an email to ds0934 at hotmail dot com.  I can't publish it in the open or Martian solders will seek me out and try to destroy me.