Here’s a list of things my cat said over the past week (I speak cat):
“Scratch me. Now!”
“feed me, dammit!”
“let me out, right now!!!”
“let me back in, dammit!”
“why do we have a stupid dog?”
“why is that other cat on our lawn?!”
“let me out again. now!!”
“i’m taking a dump. don’t watch me!”
“i’m pretty. worship me, stupid human.”
“scratch me again, right now.”
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