Sunday, October 18, 2009

Conversations with my Cat

Here’s a list of things my cat said over the past week (I speak cat):

“Scratch me.  Now!”

“feed me, dammit!”

“let me out, right now!!!”

“let me back in, dammit!”

“why do we have a stupid dog?”

“why is that other cat on our lawn?!”

“let me out again.  now!!”

“i’m taking a dump.  don’t watch me!”

“i’m pretty.  worship me, stupid human.”

“scratch me again, right now.”

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