Saturday, November 30, 2013

5 Question Quiz Time

1. Pandemonium is...

A. The approach of landing craft at Normandy, June 6, 1944.
B. The Dairy section of any grocery store on the night before Thanksgiving.
C. A close-out Sale of Explosives at Akbhar's Amazing Ammo in downtown Kandahar.
D. All the above.

2. The shortest distance between two points is...

A. A straight line.
B. A LASER beam.
C. It depends on your budget.
D. All the above.

3. The difference between Excedrin Headache and Excedrin Migraine is...

A. Excedrin Migraine has a Red Box and bottle label
B. Excedrin Headache is cheaper.
C. The spelling.
D. All the above.

4. The reason, historically, that the flavor of vanilla has been associated with the color white, while chocolate has been associated with the color brown is...

A. Humans are historically retarded as shit.
B. The same reason nature likes to combine strawberries and bananas.
C. So you could tell them apart in the ice cream aisle.
D. All the above.

5. In order for the American government, and/or private industry, to build a major pipeline across the continental United States, there would have to be what thing promised?

A. A huge pay-off
B. A jail sentence for not complying.
C. Oil.
D. Any or all of the above.

If you answered (D) to all five questions, you are a winner!  If not, well, you can take the quiz again until you pass it.  Good luck!
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