I’m back on Twitter again. Not that I really ever left. But I did go into hibernation for a while. I started out like a drunk sailor at first, posting totally random stupidity, which was fun, but then I realized it wasn’t winning any friends over, so I donned the suit and tie approach, but that didn’t help either.
Then I put on the propeller beanie cap and thick-rimmed glasses, but that didn’t help either. Come to think of it, nothing helps. I’m just Mr. Bland. It’s been three years since my first tweet. So if you’re confused by just what exactly I’m trying to say (or tweet) well, don’t feel bad. I don’t know either.