I Believe…

• All men are not created equal.  That’s why Kobe can dunk, Peyton can throw, Slash can jam, and you suck ass.
• There will never be a Utopian future.  Mankind is too stupid to get that far.
• Most people really don’t know what they’re talking about.  But they do love talking a lot.
• Computers haven’t really saved us much cost or effort overall. They just shift the burden to other places.
• Humans weren’t made to drive cars.
• Nothing compliments a serious moment like cutting a fart.
• As much as you may refuse to believe: our world runs on coffee.
• People that read my stupidity need help.