Thursday, September 30, 2010

I Believe…

  • All men are not created equal.  That’s why Kobe can dunk, Peyton can throw, Slash can jam, and you suck ass.
  • There will never be a Utopian future.  Mankind is too stupid to get that far.
  • Most people really don’t know what they’re talking about.  But they do love talking a lot.
  • Computers haven’t really saved us much cost or effort overall. They just shift the burden to other places.
  • Humans weren’t made to drive cars.
  • Nothing compliments a serious moment like cutting a fart.
  • As much as you may refuse to believe: our world runs on coffee.
  • People that read my stupidity need help.
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