Cadmium-Tainted "Shrek" glasses at McDonalds (Collect them All!)
comment: those darn Chinese. Melamine is so passé. Cadmium is the new Lead.
"Furious" Obama, joins "Sullen" Obama and "Giddy" Obama (collect them all!
comment: yeah, he's going to single-handedly fix it all
Activists Vow to Continue Dying, Because They Have Nothing Better to Do
comment: if you walk into a fight, you might get hit
MLB Imperfectly Perfects it's Imperfections on Perfection?
comment: can you say "instant replay"?
The Lorena Bobbitt method might just work after all?
comment: snip snip
If at First You Don't Succeed, Rip em Off Again!
comment: forgive and forget, but don't forget to tithe on your way out