I would…
- Outlaw bow ties
- Outlaw showing underwear in public
- Make it MUCH more difficult and expensive to obtain a drivers license
- Eliminate Turn Signals and Ash Trays (nobody uses them)
- Impose a Waiting Period for Movies to produce merchandising
- Require an equal amount of time in movies between violence and graphic sex
- No waiting period between a murder conviction and execution
- Violence against, or exploitation of children would be punished by limb amputation
- Impose a limit on cop/lawyer shows on TV
- Impose fines for bad weather forecasts
- Eliminate SOX
- Absolve all outstanding mortgages for American’s earning less than $250k
- Provide 100% college education grants for students maintaining GPA=4+ or anyone serving more than 4 years in the military
- Impose taxes on companies that outsource jobs overseas
- I still have 23 hours left to think of more…
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