It seems we're wasting the virtues of Guantanamo Bay's amenities. Rather than close it down, we should put it to use as a "corrections facility". Some great tenants for the opening season would be Bernie Madoff, all of the SEC fk-ups that gave him a top-score and left him alone, the Moodies a-holes that over-rated all the chump firms that failed (read: Lehman, Bear-Stearns, Citi, etc) and guys like Skillings. That's a pretty good starter list I think. Waterboarding might not produce any useful information, but the entertainment value alone is worth something. Imagine the ticket sales and PPV revenue!
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