Sunday, December 21, 2008
Madoff Should be Tortured at Gitmo
It seems we're wasting the virtues of Guantanamo Bay's amenities. Rather than close it down, we should put it to use as a "corrections facility". Some great tenants for the opening season would be Bernie Madoff, all of the SEC fk-ups that gave him a top-score and left him alone, the Moodies a-holes that over-rated all the chump firms that failed (read: Lehman, Bear-Stearns, Citi, etc) and guys like Skillings. That's a pretty good starter list I think. Waterboarding might not produce any useful information, but the entertainment value alone is worth something. Imagine the ticket sales and PPV revenue!