Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Coming Soon: The AutoCAD 2015 Network Administrator's Bible

It's long overdue.  I'm long overdue as well.  It's been a long time since I've devoted myself to writing anything about AutoCAD or network deployments.  I'm almost done with editing this book and it should be available for purchase on Amazon Kindle very soon.  Remember that you do not need a Kindle device to read Kindle books.  There are free Kindle reader apps for iOS, Android, Windows, Mac, and more.

Here's a summary of topics included:

  • Deploying with Scripts: Batch, VBScript, and PowerShell
  • Deploying with System Center Configuration Manager 2012
  • Deploying with MDT 2013
  • Using Task Sequences
  • Dealing with Requirements: .NET 3.5, using Global Conditions, etc.
  • ADNM
  • Deployment Shares
  • Network and Client Logs
  • Building a Virtual Test Environment with VMware Workstation
  • Stupid jokes.  Dumb comments.  Awkward silences.
  • And more!

Thursday, December 12, 2013

The Reviews are Coming In!!!

I've already blabbered about my new book, "Grinding More Gears: Software Repackaging for World Domination", but while I await real reader reviews, I had to get some make-do reviews to hold things over until the holidays (okay, technically: holiday) are done.

"Oh my goodness.  Tragic.  Tragic, is the word.  I pray for this author and whomever reads this.... book... thing...what have you." - Mother Theresa

"Relatively speaking, of course, one could derive a postulate that would infer a certain intransigent preponderance that the verbiage was of some theorem that implicated a form of intelligence which could not be excluded or precluded, maybe not even occluded, but which certainly does not interject a notion of sensible intellect that a cognizant being could construe as knowledge." - Albert "Dr. Relative" Einstein

"What. The... ?..." - Aristotle

"Best book I ever read!" - Helen Keller

"What's a Kindle?" - George Washington

I'm truly flattered!  Thank you!

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Stupidity for Sale: Just in time for Christmas!

My next Book is about to be unleashed on the delicate eyeballs (and earballs, for those are visually challenged?).  A year in the making.  Countless lives lost (not mind, at least not yet anyway).  Wars have begun and been ended.  Eons and ice ages have come and gone.  Meanwhile, one lone clueless idiot remained steadfast and diligent, okay, hungry and broke too, but steadfast sounds better, and a work of wonderful wonderfulness was born.



It's kind of like squeezing out a technological nugget of knowledge into a big round ceramic bowl of learning, spiraling down into the minds of yearning minds, eager to absorb it all and wipe up the remains with total abandon.  Uhhhh..  Wait a minute.  That didn't come out right.  No wait. That didn't sound right either.  Oh never mind.

In a word: This. Is. Quite. Possibly. The. Stupidest. Book (okay, eBook). You. Will. Ever. Read.
But it's worth it.  Trust me.   Your mind will forever be changed.

What do I blabber about this time?  MSIEXEC. WUSA. PKGMGR. VBscript. BAT/CMD. PowerShell. WMI. Active Directory. Exit Codes.  Event logs. WEVTUTIL.  EVENTCREATE. SCHTASKS.  And an army of other nerdgasmic acronymical command names that are sure to impress that MBA CTO with the PHD in PMP. But most importantly, I finally had to attach the NSFW helmet and do battle with the concept of "crapware" and why we repackage things at all.

Seriously.  I decided it was time to test the boundaries in a way Frank Zappa did when he asked that prolific question: "Does humor belong in music?".  Okay. Does humor belong in IT?  I think so.  Every Monday morning staff meeting proves it.  I hope you enjoy it.

Stay tuned.  Go here for more of my stuff.

I really need to stop drinking coffee at night.

Monday, November 25, 2013

A Sample of Stupidity - For a Limited Time Only!

A few, non-contiguous pages from my forthcoming book on Software Repackaging.  I really would like your honest feedback on what you see so far, as well as suggestions on what you'd like included in the final version.

Adobe PDF file is available for download at the following URL...

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-FpG7_P5WX6VklSa3g2U3M4a00/edit?usp=sharing


Thank you!  Dave

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

10 Questions: With Ralph Grabowski

The Questions - Ralph Grabowski


Introduction

It seems that for every industry that exists, certain people bubble up to the top with regards to being the trusted source of information for that industry.  For Information Technology, Finance, Engineering, Web Development, Database Systems, Information Security, Application Development, and so on.

When it comes to providing trusted, objective news and information relating to CAD, CAM, CAE, BIM and all other industry acronyms that pertain to design and fabrication/construction, one that usually comes to the top is Ralph Grabowski.  Ralph has been tirelessly digging and reporting on all things related to the world of software and hardware technology that enables designing and building things.  If you are curious how Russia is exploring CAD, Ralph is your guy.  How about in Asia? Europe?  What about mobile devices and data import/export reliability topics?  Ralph is your guy.

I chased Ralph down for a while, which isn't easy, as he is often traveling and working, to pick his mind on how things are going.

The Questions

Dave: As many "CAD news" outlets as there are today, you have still remained in the top of everyone's list as far as I can tell.  What do you feel is the biggest challenge you face when preparing each newsletter?

Ralph: Usually none, except when I have no main feature for the next issue of upFront.eZine. In this case, I will generate a story out of nothing, by thinking about some aspect of CAD that irritates or interests me, and then banging away at the keyboard.

I dislike the press release section, "Out of the Inbox," where I have to read dozens of press releases and in a few seconds figure out (a) what it is about and (b) whether it is worth writing up. I dislike it so much that as of next week I am dropping the section from upFront.eZine.

I write the newsletter in Notepad, spell check it in Atlantis (the word processor I use), and then convert it to HTML in Dreamweaver, Adobe's oddly-named Web editor. I use GroupMail to bulk send it to my 11,000 subscribers. It generally takes me 3-4  hours to produce the newsletter each Monday morning.

This is why I like my blog better, because in WorldCAD Access I can write as I feel like, and not to a weekly schedule. On the other hand, upFront.eZine makes significant revenues from advertising (WorldCAD Access barely does), and so I can't give up the weekly newsletter, as much as I would like to.


Dave: The "Cloud" trend seems to be gaining momentum lately, across nearly all technology markets.  What aspects of CAD/CAM/CAE do you think will be toughest for service providers to overcome in that regard?

Ralph: Customer trust, especially now with the revelations that the America NSA spy agency reads through all our stuff with the permission of cloud providers. But then I was saying this right from the beginning, that CAD vendors need to figure out the trust angle. An executive at Autodesk recommended that I should retire for writing such heresy; since then, I was proved wright.


Dave: How did you first get involved with "CAD" technology?

Ralph: My background is a transportation planning engineer. I got my B.A.Sc. degree at the University of British Columbia. In high school, I loved drafting class; my dad was a mechanical draftsman in the 1960s.

I first experienced CAD in hearing about it at the consulting engineering office I worked in at the time, probably around 1982. An Intergraph salesman was trying to sell the firm on getting a $100,000 CAD workstation or two. Around 1983, a local computer dealer brought in a Victor 9000 personal computer running AutoCAD, probably v1.0 or so. With a hard drive, it was going to cost $10,000. The firm eventually got AnvilCAD, bizarrely enough.

My first use of CAD was in 1985, a demo disk of AutoCAD v1.4, running on the Victor 9000 I had bought myself a few years earlier. By this point, I had been laid off by the consulting firm due to the recession, and so I was looking for other work. A small ad in the newspaper caught my eye: "Fast growing computer magazine needs a technical writer/editor." Since my teen years, I loved writing, and owning my own personal computer taught me programming and taking apart hardware. I applied, got the job, and was the first full time employee at CADalyst magazine.

Back then, nobody knew anything about desktop CAD, and so we all learned as we went along. I was technical editor and then senior editor at the magazine for five years. My appreciation to founder Lionel Johnston for letting me be free do my own thing at the mag, and take it in directions he never thought of.


Dave: How and when did you move from the CAD user world to the news and reporting world?

Ralph: Well, I never was a CAD user. I became a CAD user after I moved to the news and reporting world, after working as a professional engineer who did hand drafting.


Dave: Your reporting includes some of the widest range of vendors and technologies of any "CAD" related sources I know.  A lot of that seems closely tied to traveling and on-site interviews.  How would you describe that aspect of your work?

Ralph: I love traveling, especially to exotic destinations, defined as anything outside of North America. I did a lot of traveling while at CADalyst magazine, and this continued after I went freelance in 1991.

In those early years of business trips, I learned how to be thinking about the next question to ask, even as the executive was still answering the current one. Also, I type very fast, and so I can type almost as fast as people talk, especially on a good keyboard.


Dave: What airport(s) do you find most enjoyable to pass through and which airport(s) do you dread?  Also, what food(s) and drink(s) would make your perfect breakfast?

Ralph: Vancouver International Airport (YVR) is one of the best in the world, and is my home airport. Oddly, I love the United terminal of Chicago's O'Hare airport (ORD), maybe because I pass through there often, and I still recall how amazing it looked when it was new. I also like Denver airport (DEN). As you can see, I've got those airport codes memorized.

Worst is Frankfurt (FRA), no question about it. It is so screwed up. Usually, in most airports it takes about 10 minutes to get to a connection (5 minutes to get off the plane, 5 minutes to hike to the next gate.) The last time I went through FRA, I timed it: it took me 45 minutes, gate to gate, non-stop. So on trips to Europe I try to go through MUC or LHR.

Breakfast? I've heard of it. Don't tell my wife, but I love American breakfast: eggs, bacon, hash browns, orange juice.


Dave: Of all the engineering and design related technologies/products you've seen emerge over the years, which of them do you feel are (or were) most under-appreciated or under-utilized?

Ralph: CAD vendors are working in a mature market, meaning there aren't many new customers. So, they need to pitch new ideas, of which we in the CAD media get sick hearing, such as the "C" word in the mid-1990s (collaboration), and object-orientation, and of course now the cloud. Ugh. The most over-hyped technology today is 3D printing. Did you know fewer than 60,000 units will sell this year?

I find it fascinating that now in 2013, that it's not touch or 3D motion or 3D printing or cloud or social that users are pining for, but for better and easier 2D.


Dave: A lot of talk these days, related to technology and manufacturing, has been on "emerging markets" in various parts of the world.  Where do you think the next emerging markets will be in ten years?

Ralph: I think CAD vendors are too dependent on the possibilities of increasing revenues from new customers in emerging countries. We are seeing sales deflate, because these countries lack infrastructure. I asked a guy from Africa when Africa would get its act together; he figures it'll take another generation -- 30 or 40 years.


Dave: GIS, NC machining, Parametric Design, Virtual Reality, Holography, 3D Printing, BIM, Rapid Prototyping.  What next?

Ralph: The problem with making predictions is that we humans do it poorly: we take current events, and then project them in a straight line into the future. We can't know about the twists and turns that are ahead of us; after all, four years ago the iPad did not exist, and look at the twist it made to technological trends.

What I can predict fairly reliably is when a CAD vendor sets off in a certain course and expects to be successful. From history, even history as brief as CAD's, I can fairly guess at what will happen. I have stunned some CAD executives by asking them what they plan to do when their product or marketing scheme fails.

Dave: If you were asked to speak to an auditorium filled with teenagers who are looking to find their direction in the fields of engineering and design, what would you say to them?

Ralph: Being a contrarian, I would tell them to avoid engineering. There are so many other things to do in the world that are far more interesting. I've told my kids, now in their 20s, that the great thing about being alive today is that they an do whatever job they want; no slotting.

I don't get the obsession of some that more women "need" to be in STEM; let young women make up their own minds at what they prefer to work. Heh: none of my kids "get" math, so none of them will follow me into engineering or CAD.

Me, I just happened to fall into CAD; I could be writing about any other topic and enjoy it, too. I am first a writer, a whatever second. I enjoy learning how to write better; my appreciation to professor of English literature Stephen Dunning for spending the last decade teaching me how to write well.

But I do enjoy the way that the complexities of CAD and computers exercise my mind. (And to think your English teacher probably told you to never begin a sentence with 'but',)

Summary

I hope you enjoyed this installment of 10 Questions.  Post some feedback to let me know what you like or what I could improve upon?  I encourage you to explore the links below for more information about Ralph and his impressive contributions.

Links

upFront eZine
eBooks Library
WorldCAD Access blog
Gizmos Grabowski
More about Ralph

Friday, August 30, 2013

Shameless Plug and Teaser

Selected portions from the "Introduction" and "Overview" from my forthcoming book.  Please, tell me if this sounds like something you'd be interested in buying?

Introduction

If you've read any of my previous ebooks, and somehow averted the urge to stab yourself in the eyes with a fork, you're probably familiar with my usual, droll, drab, way of describing things.  For this ebook however, I decided it was finally time to take off the gloves and do a few rounds in the ring with my blogging side.  My skatterbrainz.blogspot.com blogging side, to be more specific.  I've been a slave to that blog for quite a few years now, but in a good way actually.  It's provided me with a means to vent stress, confusion, anxiety, happiness, sadness, and everything else you might normally experience on a Saturday morning in a typical Sam's Club.

I am taking a bit of risk in adopting this approach however.  I really have no idea of what percentage of my blog readers also purchase my ebooks, and vice-versa.  I also don't know how many people have purchased, and read, my ebooks, and survived the trauma of that.


I'm a "regular" guy in most respects.  Not regular as it pertains to bowel habits, but regular in the sense that I rely upon a "day job" to have money to support my family (wife and four children, oh yeah, and two dogs and a cat).  I drive a very old car, and work a very nice job, but I buy a lottery ticket on occasion.

Overview

If your job (or hobby) involves installing software applications, components, even Windows or application configuration changes, on multiple computers over a network, you've almost certainly encountered some challenges along the way.  Even if the installation goes well, you may often face challenges with users trying to open or use the applications.  Maybe you're in the midst of trying to migrate computers to Windows 7 or Windows 8, and keep running into applications and that just don't seem to work properly.  Maybe you don't have enough budget to purchase new licenses of all the "problematic" applications you need to do a complete migration.

Feeling stuck?  Feeling frustrated? Confused? Angry?

Don't start drinking just yet.  Wait until you finish this book first.  Then you can go back to drinking all you can drink.  Just don't drink and drive.

If you follow "best practices" guidelines, you have probably configured your environment such that most users are not members of any groups which allow them local "administrator" access to their computer devices.  Whether that's keeping them out of the local "Administrators", or "Power Users" groups, or keeping them out of certain Active Directory domain groups, the goal is usually to mitigate potential security holes in your environment.  However, a frighteningly large number of software product vendors, and developers, seem to expect all of their customers to have unlimited powers over their computer devices when installing as well as using their software.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Another Book Announcement and More!

I've just published another book!  Yes! I know exactly what you're thinking:  "What the...? Why do they let him keep doing this?!  Have they no mercy upon our eyeballs?!"

Well, in the interests of science, humanity, environment and the ever-pressing need to keep gasoline in the tank of my car, I've decided it was time to pull together as many of the mindless stories I could from my old-as-dirt years working in the world of IT.  That was a very long run-on sentence.  My high school English teachers are probably rolling over in their graves right now.

There's also quite a lot of blabber about how I got into the world of IT and how I swam through the sea of CAD into the ocean of Infrastructure Management and Software Development. It really is fascinating.  Not how I got into IT, but the fact that I could construct a sentence that almost sounded coherent.  Wow!

What's this New Book All About?



The new book is called "You're Only as Good as Your Last Mistake".  Sub-titled "25 Years of Boneheaded Reflection and Stupid IT Stories to Dull your Senses".  It's a blending of a little biographical nonsense, some seriously pretentious pontification, some articles adapted from my blog (this blog), and stories about things going bump in the electronic night. I suppose it could be called a BioTechieHumorFailDisasterFest.  Uhhh.  Yeah.

It's available on the Amazon Kindle store in every country where Amazon can sell books (US, UK, France, Germany, Italy, India, Japan, Spain, Canada and Brazil, as far as I know).

Here's the GOOD NEWS!

  • It's only $2.99 (USD) and whatever that translates to in other currency
  • Don't have a Kindle?  No problem.  You can download a FREE Kindle Reader app for iPhone, Android, Blackberry, Windows Phone, Windows XP/Vista/7/8, Mac OS, and ...
  • You can read Kindle books online in almost any web browser using the Kindle Cloud Reader!
  • If you are an Amazon Prime member, you can "borrow" eBooks, including all of my eBooks, for FREE!
What's the Catch?
  • I only ask a small favor:  It's a BIG favor for me, and a small effort on your part, but I really would appreciate honest reviews of my books.  If you've purchased, or borrowed, any of my eBooks and actually read them (without pausing in the middle to stab yourself in the eyeballs with a fork), please go to the Amazon web site for the book(s) you've read and submit your opinion on them?
  • You can start at my Author Profile page to make it easy.
  • Thank you!
Sample: "Where it All Began: From Doritos to Digital Ships"
"Chronologically it's weird, because some of those jobs were in parallel with others.  For example, in that maze of titles I managed to fit in roughly five good years of rock and jazz band, but whatever. I also weaved in about ten years of artwork (painting, drawing, squishing clay stuff around, and so on) which never earned me more than "Hey man, that's cool!"  I remember responding a few times with "Cool enough to buy?", and the response to that being something like "Yeah! By somebody.", but somehow "somebody" could never be found. 
Sometime in early 1984, Mark, one of my brothers stoned friends, walked into our kitchen while I was maniacally inhaling a bowl of Fruit Loops (my favorite cereal at the time).He stopped at the doorway to exclaim "I got a job, dude!" to which we all replied with stunned silence.  I decided to inquire, saying something intelligent like "Oh yeah? What?"  
He explained that he was hired as a "Naval Designer" at a local Naval engineering firm, and went on to indulge us in this magically mysterious thing called "benefits", and something even more interesting, called a "salary". If I hadn't grown up in a Navy town (okay, a Navy "region"), I would have assumed a "Naval Engineer" designed belly-button replacements or something. 
Most of what Mark said was really fascinating, even though I could barely hear his muttering over my own cereal-chewing noise.  The best way to describe him is to think of someone who looks, sounds, and acts a lot like Jeff Spiccolli (Fast Times at Ridgemont High), only not as funny, has a mustache and wears glasses, coming in and telling you he was hired at an engineering firm.  You get the idea. 
Somewhere towards the end of my bowl of cereal Mark said something that perked my ears up.  I think it was something he mentioned about there being more positions needing to be filled, and that they paid pretty well. As it turned out, there were roughly twenty openings for "Drafting Apprentice" jobs, so I ran down and applied.  After a short interview ("Can you hold a pencil, boyAlrighty! You is hired!"). 
I was finger-printed, scanned, questioned, photographed, probed and stamped with a badge and told to show up at 7:30 AM the following Monday.  That led to five or six years of my work as a Drafter/Designer in the U.S. Naval engineering field." 
Sample above (C)2013 David M. Stein, All Rights Reserved. May not be reproduced or copied, transmitted, in whole or in part, for any purposes or derivative use, without explicit written consent of the author (me). And let's face it: If you're so desperate that you'd consider copying this literary fast food schlock, well, you may need some serious medication already.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Book Prices, Obama-Care, and Meteorites

What do these three things have in common?  I have no idea.  But I was thinking about blaming the latter two for why I had to raise the prices on two of my Amazon e-Books:  The Visual LISP Developer's Bible, 2011 Edition, and the original Visual LISP Developer's Bible (2003).  I raised each by $1.00 (USD) to help offset the overhead of supporting my four kids (yes, four, go ahead and joke), who all live at home.   I admit it: I slept through Sex-Ed too often, but I did pay attention when they talked about female anatomy.  That has to count for something. Four? (ba-da-bing!)

I tried changing the locks, moving and wearing disguises, but they found me anyway.  I'm kidding. Although, the idea has crossed my mind a few times.  Anyhow, the prices went up from $6.99 to $7.99, and $3.99 to $4.99, respectively.  I'm sure that will piss off some potential customers, but as the saying goes: You can't please all of the people all of the time, but you can always please yourself (oh, hey! I won't go there).

Friday, February 8, 2013

The Next Book

I have given up on the book-topic survey, as far as relying on the votes as a means for determining which course to pursue. The votes are just too scattered, with no clear "winner". (I said "scattered".. heh heh. Ok, too easy an not clever enough).
(do e-ebooks require e-glasses too?)

Anyhow, I decided to go with the book sales numbers to point me in the direction to go. Based on two months of numbers (December 2012 - February 2013), the topics appear to fall in place as follows (from most to least popular):


  1. Software packaging and deployment
  2. Visual LISP Programming
  3. AutoCAD Network Administration and Packaging/Deployment
  4. IT Project Management

Shoving this through a secondary logic-filter (somewhat like processing beer through a Randall), hopefully this arrives at a clear direction.  Here goes...


  1. The responses from my recent blog post about Software Packaging were unexpectedly good.
  2. Visual LISP is a dying language, unfortunately.  It was fun while it reigned supreme, and more fun when I actually worked with it.
  3. I'm caught  up on 2013 network deployments for Autodesk products
  4. I pretty much covered what I wanted to in IT Project Management
So 1 + 1 = 1, errr, uhhh, what I mean is that I think I will follow up "Grinding Gears" with a newer/better-tasting/less-filling/no-wait-I-meant-MORE-filling version, focusing on Software Repackaging and Testing.  I think that makes sense.  If you strongly disagree, share your thoughts (and if you own a copy of any of my books, and you haven't posted a rating or feedback on Amazon yet, please do so?  I really depend on that to help me focus on what you want me to write about and what needs more work).




Monday, December 31, 2012

Skatterbrainz Top Blog Posts of 2012

I'm taking a tip from the awesome Mr. Jeffery Hicks, (okay, "taking a tip" is code for "i'm being a copycat") and decided to pull a report of the Top 10 posts on my blog site (for January 2012 to December 2012), in order of most-visited to least-visited.  Call it vanity.  Call it shameless self-indulgence.  Call being a typical American.  Just don't call me Shirley.

Interesting side note: Google rolled their Analytics engine into Blogger a while back, which was a nice improvement.  Except that they dropped a few features during the "upgrade", such as the ability to drag a custom date window on the timeline to filter report results, and the preset option for "Past Year".  I've submitted feedback to ask if they might restore those features.  I'll keep you posted.  And now, on to the show...


Top Ten (10) Most-Visited Posts of 2012:

[1] Windows 8: Scoring My Predictable Predictions:
http://skatterbrainz.blogspot.com/2012/12/windows-8-scoring-my-predictable.html

[2] Windows 8: What I Think About It:
http://skatterbrainz.blogspot.com/2012/03/windows-8-what-i-think-about-it.html

[3] Windows 8 on TechNet Not So Great for TechEd Folks:
http://skatterbrainz.blogspot.com/2012/08/windows-8-on-technet-not-so-great-for.html

[4] Blog News and Updates:
http://skatterbrainz.blogspot.com/2012/11/blog-news-and-updates.html

[5] Deploy Windows 8 Start Tiles Using Group Policy Preferences:
http://skatterbrainz.blogspot.com/2012/11/deploy-windows-8-start-tiles-using.html

[6] Books and More Books and More...
http://skatterbrainz.blogspot.com/2012/12/books-and-more-books-and-more.html

[7] Merry Christmas! A Few Holiday Thoughts to Share:
http://skatterbrainz.blogspot.com/2012/12/merry-christmas-few-holiday-thoughts-to.html

[8] Another Book Announcement
http://skatterbrainz.blogspot.com/2012/12/another-book-announcement.html

[9] Dear CEO's: Be Careful with that Cloud PR Stuff
http://skatterbrainz.blogspot.com/2012/12/dear-ceos-be-careful-with-that-cloud-pr.html

[10] I Feel That a Feel-Good Feeling Feels Pretty Good
http://skatterbrainz.blogspot.com/2012/12/i-feel-that-feel-good-feeling-feels.html

Top Five (5) Visited Posts Since 2008 (aka "All Time"):

[1] Enabling Windows 7 Remote Management via Group Policy (2009)
http://skatterbrainz.blogspot.com/2009/08/enabling-windows-7-remote-management.html

[2] Windows 7, MSG.EXE and Group Policy Preferences (2010)
http://skatterbrainz.blogspot.com/2010/04/windows-7-msgexe-and-group-policy.html

[3] What Does the AutoCAD "PURGE" Command Do? (2010)
http://skatterbrainz.blogspot.com/2010/07/what-does-autocad-command-do.html

[4] Packaging and Deploying Autodesk 2011 Products with Configuration Manager 2007 (2010)
http://skatterbrainz.blogspot.com/2010/08/packaging-deployment-autodesk-2011.html

[5] Using PowerShell with Microsoft Access Databases (2009)
http://skatterbrainz.blogspot.com/2009/05/using-powershell-with-ms-access.html


Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Survey Time: Choose Your Next Book Topic

Looking over the sales figures for the books I have posted on Amazon, it's difficult to determine what I should focus on going forward.  The best-selling book, by far, is The Visual LISP Developer's Bible, 2011 Edition.  The problem with this however, is that I haven't had the opportunity to work with Visual LISP since 2011.  My career path has taken me away from that type of work (AutoCAD customization), so I don't feel that I can do it justice anymore.  And besides, as I've said (or hinted at) many times before: Autodesk doesn't seem to demonstrate a strong desire to promote that language over the likes of ObjectARX and .NET.  I could be wrong.  I have been wrong before (I think).

So, I need a little help from you, if I may ask?  I'd like to know what you think I should focus on for my next, and future books.  Or let me know if I should find another hobby.

The power is in your hands.  Use it wisely...

Take the Survey here:

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/SZLCWXY 

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Another Book Announcement!

My new book is on the conveyor belt inside the Amazon factory, heading for a Kindle store near you. In fact, I was notified just this morning that it's available right now!  Yeee-Haaa!  Just in time for Christmas or Kwanzaa!  A bit late for Hanukkah though, oye.

Why Your Next IT Project Will Fail
(and what you can do to avoid it)



So, what's in this bundle of joy?  Here's the book description that I typed up while on Cold medicine, you'll have to excuse the typo's (if any)...
Why do Projects fail? More specifically: Why do IT Projects fail?  Is there a common thread or pattern that exists among failed IT Projects? Is it predominantly a failure of technology; of people; or a failure of both?  Are there warning signs that make it easy to spot the causes before they become problems, with sufficient time to correct them? Are there steps that can be taken to correct the problem once it's begun?  Are there strategies that can help prevent these potential issues from occurring again?
These are some of the questions I address, one by one.  For each potential cause, I offer a list of warning signs, corrective actions, and some straightforward suggestions for preventing them from arising in the future.  The goal of this is to help you keep your IT projects on track, keep your project team focused, and develop the strategies for making future projects more likely to succeed.
If you're still awake (hello?), you may be thinking, "Holy crap! This could lead to the cure for Cancer, or world hunger! How much will this miraculous piece of literature cost me?".  Maybe you blurted it out loud and scared your dog or cat out of the room.

$4.99 USD is the selling price (the price is automatically converted for other countries by Amazon, not by me).  Billy Mays would be flipping out right now.  A possible cure for world hunger for only $4.99?!  No way!  Way!

Merry Christmas! and Happy Holidays! - to you, your family and friends!

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Writing for 4Sysops.com

I may have mentioned it before, but I've accepted an offer to write articles for 4Sysops.com.  So far, I've submitted two multi-part articles:

You may be wondering (all three of you who read my blog) what impact this may have on this blog.  Or maybe that question never crossed your mind.  That's ok, I'll pretend you were wondering about this and I will pretend to address your pretend concerns.  Mmmkay? :)

First, I will continue to post things here on this blog.  Things I find interesting and, hopefully, you find interesting as well.  I will at least shoot for "peculiar" if I can't attain "interesting", but either way, I will do my best to entertain whilst shoveling loads of techno-babble into your eyeballs.

Second, 4Sysops.com will get first dibs on upcoming topics.  That way I don't create any conflicts with our agreement.  Contracts matter, after all.  Most of what I submit to 4Sysops.com will be purely technical in nature.  Most of what I post here will be a mix of technical and philosophy, with a pinch of stale humor thrown in.

Third, I really don't have a third.  But I will try to avoid confusing readers and do my best to cross-reference things so it doesn't become a chore to access content on either site.  I hope this works for everyone.  After all, trying to please everyone always works well.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Blog News and Updates!

It's been awhile since I've posted anything mildly interesting here (even if you include the article I just posted before this).  But I have an announcement to make...

I've accepted an offer to write for 4Sysops.com!

I will post an update here when my first article is published, so please stay tuned.  I'm putting a lot of time into it, so I hope you find them useful and entertaining (yeah, I will still insert my stupid humor where I can).


Saturday, September 29, 2012

Publishing Your Own E-book

Someone asked me how hard is it to publish your own e-book.  The answer is: It's easy.

The hardest things about it are (A) deciding on what to write about, and (B) spending the time writing and editing.  Besides that, the technical part is amazingly simple, but there are a few small things to watch out for. Ultimately however, this is an exciting time to try on your author hat and see where it can take you!

Tools

You can use all sorts of software products to "author" or write your e-book.  I prefer Microsoft Word, but some authors find that absurd.  However, you can make some adjustments in Word to avoid the pitfalls that many Word-haters cite as reasons to avoid using it.  I'll touch on that under "Tricks" later in this article.

The other "tool" you'll need is something to convert from the writing/editing output into the publishing format. Most e-book readers can open EPUB and MOBI files, however, Amazon Kindle won't open EPUB.  There are quite a few other formats as well, but EPUB and MOBI are the most common.  (for a comparison/explanation, check this out).

Amazon actually converts your content into their own AZW if you choose to lock down the digital publishing rights (something you should do if you don't want people making copies of your book and sharing it for free).  I have tried several such products, even Amazon's own KindleGen, but I've settled on Calibre, which is a free converter and library manager for Windows, Mac and Linux.

KindleGen is also nice, but it's a bare-bones converting tool.  In fact, it has no graphical interface (GUI), it's a command-line tool, but fortunately it's not difficult to use.  The download from Amazon is a .ZIP file, so you need to extract the kindlegen.exe file out from the .ZIP file in order to use it.  After you extract it to a folder, right-click on that folder while holding down your SHIFT key, and select "Open Command prompt here".  You can also click the Start button, and type CMD and press Enter, then use the age-old DOS command "CD" to switch to the folder, then type "kindlegen" to view the usage information. I figure if you can suffer through my idiotic ramblings this far, you're probably capable of figuring out the rest from here. :)


Tricks

As I mentioned above, if you want to use Microsoft Word to write your book, you'll want to make a few changes to formatting to avoid problems during the conversion process.  For Word 2010, click the "File" tab, click "Options", select "Proofing", and click the "AutoCorrect Options..." button.


Select the "AutoFormat As You Type" tab, and de-select (disable/un-check) the following options:

  • "Straight quote" with "smart quotes"
  • Fractions (1/2) with fraction character(1/2)
  • Hypens (--) with dash (--)
  • *Bold* and _italic_ with real formatting


Other things to be careful with are the use of borders and tables, and nested indenting.  E-book readers tend to apply their own formatting voodoo on top of the final output, and these objects tend to confuse some of them pretty badly.\

Tips

I don't recommend trying to write an e-book if you don't already have an e-book reader.  The good news is that today (in 2012), you can read e-books in a web browser, on your phone, in a dedicated reader application, as well as on smartphones, and physical reader devices and tablets.  The array of options is pretty amazing actually.

If you don't own (or borrow) an Amazon Kindle or Kindle Fire, or a Barnes & Noble Nook, or a Sony Reader, or whatever, I strongly recommend you go buy one first.  Why?  Two reasons:
  1. You need to become familiar with the end-user experience.  It helps to understand what your readers (customers) will see when they pay hard-earned money for your works.
  2. You need a means for testing the output prior to publishing it for purchase.  You'd be surprised how many times you will copy and re-copy your e-book to the device to fix formatting errors, and make corrections that you only happen to see on the reader device.
While the "cloud" readers are fine, most of your customers are likely to read your works on a dedicated reader device.  If you plan on publishing through Amazon, I recommend getting a Kindle or Kindle Fire.  Each market tends to favor a certain class of device however, so make your choices accordingly.

The Business End Low-Down

Each publisher has their own particular set of rules and guidelines, so I strongly urge you to review each of them, and weigh the potential marketing prospects, to decide which you intend to use.  Some will actually place limits on whether you can publish a particular work through other sites or publishers. Be careful!

I've used Amazon, Barnes & Noble and Google Play.  Of the three, I prefer Amazon.  Amazon offers two royalty rate options, and a variety of tools such as Lending, and Kindle Select, as well as control over free "offers" to help you tailor your marketing goals to suit your needs.

Basically, the way the "model" works is you upload and publish for "free".  Amazon earns revenue off of a percentage of each sale.  You can choose a 70% or 35% royalty rate, where each has its unique limitations and benefits.  For details about Amazon's KDP pricing options, go here.

Royalty payments are disbursed at the end of each sales period, or roughly every 30 days.  They will also send you an e-mail to let you know in advance what will be deposited into your bank account (if you choose direct deposit).

Unless your book is a major "hit", don't expect to retire from our day job (unless your day job happens to be writing e-books).  I will admit my book sales don't come anywhere close to those of Dan Brown or J.K. Rowling, but I earn enough to cover lunch costs and fill my gas tank most of the time.  Is that bad?  Not really.  I fully realize the niche market my books are aimed at, so I don't expect high volume sales.  But every bit helps.  As for taxes: Amazon, like all the others, sends you a 1099 form to help you file your tax return appropriately.

Conclusion

If you've been putting off writing a book, maybe now is the time to reconsider.  It has never been easier (and more affordable) to get your material out into the world, and earn a little income from it as well.  Anyone who has a little creative spark for writing stories, or writing about their own experiences, or skills or ideas, or whatever, can now produce their own e-books to a thriving market with the potential to do very well.  The traditional approach to getting a printed book published is becoming increasingly more of a challenge, and more costly.  E-book publishing makes it possible to do it yourself and with greater control over the process and the content as well.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Table of Contents (Preliminary)

Here's the preliminary Table of Contents for my new book "The AutoCAD Network Administrator's Bible - 2013 Edition".  I'm very close to wrapping it up, and as soon as it is reviewed and checked, I can incorporate the corrections and publish it on Amazon.


Contents
Introduction
What’s New in This Book
About the Author (me)
Overview
Who This Book is For
Terms Used in This Book
Why Bother With Network Deployments?
Assumptions
Planning & Design
Testing
Roll-Out
Technical Support
Environmental Changes
Organizational Environment Types
The Small Office Home Office (SOHO)
Small Business
Small-to-Medium Business (SMB)
Enterprise WAN
International Enterprise WAN
Deployment Planning
Resources
Constraints
Designing a Deployment Solution
Autodesk Product Deployments
Target Client Devices
32-bit AutoCAD 2013 installations (minimum)
64-bit AutoCAD 2013 installations (minimum)
AutoCAD Mac installations (minimum)
More Client Device Types
Deployment Servers
License Servers
Storage
Naming Conventions
Software and Licensing
Designing a License Management Architecture
Distributed License Server Responsiveness
Distributed Licensing and Client Settings
Network License Manager Folders
Virtual Environments
Making Your Business Case Work
Deployment Methods
Interactive (Manual)
Scripting
Group Policy (GPO)
System Center Configuration Manager
Client Imaging
Creating an AutoCAD 2013 Deployment
Walking Through the Process
Including Service Packs and Updates
Exploring the Deployment Folder
Copying and Moving Deployments
Deployment Folder Security
Windows File System Security Basics
The “Domain Computers” Group
Removals and Upgrades
Deploying License Servers
Single Server Configuration
Verifying the FlexLM / NLM Version
Sharing Licenses with Other Vendors and Products
Upgrading FlexLM and LMTOOLS
FlexLM and Firewall Considerations
Additional FlexLM Features
Verifying FlexLM License Services on Windows
Additional Information:
Using Configuration Manager 2007
Deployment Scenarios
Configuration Manager Basics
Configuration Manager 2007 Terminology
A High-Level Overview
Configuration Manager Deployment Overview
Selective Targeting
Configuration Manager Deployment Strategy Tips
AutoCAD Deployments vs. Distribution Points
Creating a Configuration Manager Package
Creating a Program
Creating the Advertisement
Testing your Deployments with Configuration Manager
Tracking Configuration Manager Deployments
Updating Collections
Advertisements and Web Report History
AutoCAD 2013 Installation Documentation
Using Configuration Manager 2012
Applications vs. Packages
Preparation
Creating an Application
Creating a Deployment Type
Targeting Users and Devices
Deploying AutoCAD 2013 with Group Policy
Assign an installation to a Computer
Adding a Language Pack to the Group Policy Deployment
Microsoft Deployment Toolkit 2012
Configuration Manager vs. MDT
Overview of MDT 2012 Features
MDT 2012 Update 1
Basics of Provisioning
MDT Deployment Options
Manual Interaction
Boot Media
Windows Deployment Services
Configuration Manager OSD
Deploying DWG TrueView with MDT 2012
Basic Setup
Preparation
Creating an Application
Creating a Task Sequence Item
Updating the Deployment Share
Updating Deployment Media Content
Deploying AutoCAD 2013 with MDT 2012
Option 1, Leave the AutoCAD Deployment As-Is
Option 2, Copy into MDT and modify Deployment .INI file
Preparation Work
Screen Shots of the Deployment in Action
Conclusion
Deploying Prerequisites
Deploying Microsoft .NET Framework 4.0
Deploying .NET Framework 4.0 with Configuration Manager 2007
Deploying .NET Framework 4.0 with Configuration Manager 2012
Design Review 2013
Deploying Autodesk Design Review 2013 with Configuration Manager 2007
DWG TrueView 2013 via Configuration Manager 2007
DWG TrueView 2013 via Configuration Manager 2012
Prerequisites
Create the Application
Create the Installation Deployment Type
Making an Uninstall Deployment Type
Setting up the Detection Method
Setup.EXE and Spawned Processes
Performance Optimization
Autodesk 360
Troubleshooting Tips
Investigating Deployment Issues
Forcing Windows Installer Logging
Troubleshooting Custom Deployments
Dave’s Troubleshooting Procedures
Communication Center / Information Center Issues
Restoring a Bad AutoCAD Profile
Forcing a Mandatory AutoCAD Profile
Restricted Users
Plotting Issues
Corrupted DWG Files
The PURGE Command
ObjectARX and Proxy Objects
Disappearing Dialogs
Converting DWG Formats
DWG vs. DWGx Files
Interoperability
Calling in the Big Guns
Environmental Changes
Server Changes
Printer and Plotter Changes
Product Service Packs, Updates, and Hot-fixes
Third-Party Add-Ons
Hardware Failures
Standalone License Activation
Network License Server and Client Changes
Facility Outages
Employee Changes

Packaging and Custom Automation Tools
CACLS and XCACLS
Comparing CACLS and XCACLS
REGINI
REG.exe
Microsoft Installer Clean-Up Utility
Sysinternals Utilities
PowerShell
Scripting Examples
CMD Script - Install AutoCAD 2013
Notes:
PowerShell Script - Install a Windows Installer Package
PowerShell Script - Install Multiple Windows Installer Packages
PowerShell Script - Install DWG TrueView 2013
What is a "Short" File or Folder Name?
Appendix A - Recommended Web Sites
Appendix B - Recommended Books
Appendix C - Helpful Blogs and Twitter Folks
Acknowledgements
Where You Can Find Me


Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Book Update

I posted some gibberish a few weeks ago about another book project.  Well, I'm getting close to wrapping it up, so I thought I'd go ahead and blabber about it in case anyone has anything they'd like to comment on or any topics they'd like to see included in it.

The book is titled: The AutoCAD Network Administrator's Bible - 2013 Edition

I know: Not very creative or clever.  However, this is not a typical dust-off and rehash book.  I've been painstakingly re-writing it from start to end.  Some of the major changes included in this book:

  • AutoCAD 2013 network deployments
  • Design Review 2013 deployments
  • DWG TrueView 2013 deployments
In addition, I've updated the deployment vector scenarios and included much more detail for each...
  • Deployments with System Center Configuration Manager 2007
  • Deployments with System Center Configuration Manager 2012
  • Deployments with Active Directory Group Policy
  • Deployments with Microsoft Deployment Toolkit (MDT) 2012
  • Deployments with VBScript, CMD / Batch script, and PowerShell
There's still the familiar topics, which have been updated for the current product versions as well...
  • Troubleshooting Tips
  • FlexLM License Server architecture and implementation considerations
  • Software Deployment strategies
  • Tools:  Sysinternals, XCACLS, REGINI, MSICUU, REG, etc.
  • Client Performance Optimization
As I've said before, if you have any particular ideas or topics you'd like to see included, post a comment and let me know.  I'm getting close to finishing it, but I'd still hold off for a good suggestion.  I'm looking forward to wrapping this project up so I can focus on my family and day job more as Fall sneaks into Virginia.

Cheers!

Sunday, November 20, 2011


It is now available on Amazon.com!

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