tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7801766992264242251.post821043056594783147..comments2024-02-14T04:14:10.744-05:00Comments on Skatterbrainz Blog: The Candidatesskatterbrainzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01375101979702884965noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7801766992264242251.post-59307757382746182762011-09-07T09:53:59.839-04:002011-09-07T09:53:59.839-04:00I was just talking about this, actually. Here'...I was just talking about this, actually. Here's my summation:<br /><b>Obama</b> He's black, eggs are white, breakfast is ruined!<br /><b>Perry</b> Engaged in spiritual warfare, if he doesn't win then clearly he wasn't evangelical enough and God hates him.<br /><b>Romney</b> better start drinking more tea at those parties.<br /><b>Palin</b> Hahahahahaha<br /><b>Bachmann</b> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAcrazyeyesHAHAHAHAHA<br /><b>Paul</b> GOOGLE ME.<br /><b>Santorum</b> DON'T GOOGLE ME.<br /><b>Huntsman</b> Mormon. Not Mormon. Mormon. Not Mormon.<br /><b>Alexander</b> Who's this guy? Seriously, how'd he get in? He's on the list? How'd he get on the list?<br /><b>Miller</b> Stick him at the unknowns table with Alexander.<br /><b>McMillan</b> Has yet to realize that YouTube users are not a viable constituency.<br /><b>Martin</b> Oh yeah, the chainletter guy. "Obama is a muslim, oh yea vote 4 me if you don't fwd this to 15 friends by midnite YOUR GONNA DIE"<br /><b>McCotter</b> Some sweet guitar riffs can save the country.<br /><b>Karger</b> A gay republican. I think we can trust this guy to vote against his best interests.<br /><b>Johnson</b> Is he even allowed to call himself a Republican?<br /><b>Gingrich</b> Skeletons in the closet. Literally.<br /><b>Cain</b> The token black Republican - the party's attempt at "see, we aren't all old white guys!"<br /><b>Gary</b> Anyone else find it kind of funny that the Libertarians always meet in the library?<br /><b>Terry</b> A snowball in hell has a better chance.<br /><b>Wrights</b> Hah.<br /><b>Wuensche</b> Stick him with Miller and Alexander.Eviehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12813071100468686697noreply@blogger.com