The Missing SCCM Database View

For most interfaces I've worked on over the past ten years, which involve poking a stick at System Center Configuration Manager 2007 or 2012, this is one database view (or stored proc) that I'm usually building for myself.  It basically tosses about eight built-in Views and Tables into a blender, with a dash or two of stupid sauce and provides a fairly good picture of each computer in your site database.

It spews out the computer name, client info, site code, manufacturer, model, memory, Windows flavor, chassis type (I didn't cross-join that to produce names, but you can do that, I'm too lazy right now), BIOS info and serial number, CPU, AD stuff, install date, and of course, my personal favorite: the SCCM distribution point reference.  Note that I've provided a fall-back DP name for those which are not explicitly mapped via a site boundary, so they come back home to an MP usually (not always).  I used "DP0001" but you should stuff your own name in place of that.

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SELECT DISTINCT
v_R_System.Name0,
v_R_System.ResourceID,
v_R_System.Client0 AS ClientInstalled,
v_R_System.Client_Version0 AS ClientVersion,
v_R_System.Creation_Date0 AS ClientDate,
v_RA_System_SMSAssignedSites.SMS_Assigned_Sites0 AS SiteCode,
v_GS_COMPUTER_SYSTEM.Manufacturer0 AS Manufacturer,
v_GS_COMPUTER_SYSTEM.Model0 AS ModelName,
v_GS_COMPUTER_SYSTEM.SystemType0 AS SystemType,
v_GS_OPERATING_SYSTEM.Caption0 AS OSName,
v_GS_OPERATING_SYSTEM.CSDVersion0 AS ServicePack,
v_GS_X86_PC_MEMORY.TotalPhysicalMemory0 AS Memory,
v_GS_SYSTEM_ENCLOSURE.ChassisTypes0 AS ChassisType,
v_GS_SYSTEM_ENCLOSURE.SerialNumber0 AS SerialNumber,
v_GS_PC_BIOS.Manufacturer0 AS BIOSvendor,
v_GS_PC_BIOS.SMBIOSBIOSVersion0 AS BIOSversion,
v_GS_PC_BIOS.ReleaseDate0 AS BIOSdate,
v_GS_PROCESSOR.Name0 AS CPU,
v_R_System.AD_Site_Name0 AS ADSiteName,
v_GS_COMPUTER_SYSTEM.UserName0 AS ADUserName,
v_GS_COMPUTER_SYSTEM.Domain0 AS ADDomain,
v_GS_OPERATING_SYSTEM.InstallDate0 AS OSInstallDate,
v_BoundaryInfo.BoundaryID,
COALESCE (ProtectedSiteSystem_ARR.ServerName, 'DP0001') AS DPServer
FROM dbo.ProtectedSiteSystem_ARR AS ProtectedSiteSystem_ARR
INNER JOIN
dbo.v_BoundaryInfo AS v_BoundaryInfo
ON ProtectedSiteSystem_ARR.BoundaryID = v_BoundaryInfo.BoundaryID
RIGHT OUTER JOIN
dbo.v_R_System AS v_R_System INNER JOIN
dbo.v_GS_PROCESSOR AS v_GS_PROCESSOR
ON v_R_System.ResourceID = v_GS_PROCESSOR.ResourceID
INNER JOIN
dbo.v_GS_COMPUTER_SYSTEM AS v_GS_COMPUTER_SYSTEM
ON v_R_System.ResourceID = v_GS_COMPUTER_SYSTEM.ResourceID
INNER JOIN
dbo.v_GS_SYSTEM_ENCLOSURE AS v_GS_SYSTEM_ENCLOSURE
ON v_R_System.ResourceID = v_GS_SYSTEM_ENCLOSURE.ResourceID
INNER JOIN
dbo.v_GS_X86_PC_MEMORY AS v_GS_X86_PC_MEMORY
ON v_R_System.ResourceID = v_GS_X86_PC_MEMORY.ResourceID
INNER JOIN
dbo.v_GS_OPERATING_SYSTEM AS v_GS_OPERATING_SYSTEM
ON v_R_System.ResourceID = v_GS_OPERATING_SYSTEM.ResourceID
INNER JOIN
dbo.v_GS_PC_BIOS AS v_GS_PC_BIOS ON v_R_System.ResourceID = v_GS_PC_BIOS.ResourceID
INNER JOIN
dbo.v_RA_System_SMSAssignedSites AS v_RA_System_SMSAssignedSites
ON v_R_System.ResourceID = v_RA_System_SMSAssignedSites.ResourceID
ON v_BoundaryInfo.Value = v_R_System.AD_Site_Name0

ORDER BY v_R_System.Name0

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To test this out, open your SQL Management Studio.  Connect to your site database server and site database instance.  Then click "New Query" and paste the code in and press F5 to run it.  Add a splash of your favorite alcoholic beverage, some Barry White music, dim the lights, and enjoy the vibe.  Peace.