Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Software Vendor Product Names 2.0 R2 Update 2, Release 1.1

What would your vendor name the next cool app that calculates bodily waste based on a hypothetical wrist-attached food consumption detection device (Bluetooth connected, of course)?


Microsoft:
Microsoft Active System Center Excrement Analysis Server, Ultimate Extras Premium Enterprise DataCenter Edition 2015 R2

Apple:
iPoo

Google:
FooCake

Ubuntu:
Bouncing Bowelbuster or Fancy Fudgeflinger

Oracle:
jPoo

Mmmm.  I can almost smell the improvements.
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