Software Vendor Product Names 2.0 R2 Update 2, Release 1.1

What would your vendor name the next cool app that calculates bodily waste based on a hypothetical wrist-attached food consumption detection device (Bluetooth connected, of course)?

Microsoft:
Microsoft Active System Center Excrement Analysis Server, Ultimate Extras Premium Enterprise DataCenter Edition 2015 R2

Apple:
iPoo

Google:
FooCake

Ubuntu:
Bouncing Bowelbuster or Fancy Fudgeflinger

Oracle:
jPoo

Mmmm.  I can almost smell the improvements.