After years of working in construction, then college, followed by office-oriented jobs, I've come to realize some interesting comparisons.
- Leaving an empty water jug in the dispenser would be punishable by wedgy
- Leaving 0.5 cups of coffee in the pot and walking away would be punishable by urinating in your cup
- Standing outside taking a smoke break would be punishable by a face smack
- Taking three smoke breaks? Three face smacks
- Walking off when your lunch is finished in the microwave: Free lunch for anyone standing nearby
- Whining about the lighting: circle up the coworkers to perform synchronized laughing
- Complaining about being tired: Send employee outside to dig a 100ft long trench, 3 feet deep (no changing clothes either)
- Complaining about parking so far away: Move parking space back 10 spaces for every complaint spoken
- Taking the elevator when you really don't have an excuse: 20 push-ups in the parking lot
- Scheduling more than one meeting per week: 20 push-ups in the parking lot
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