| Then | Now |
| Stewardess | Flight Attendant |
| Cockpit | Flightdeck |
| Salesman/woman | Salesperson |
| Actress | Actor |
| Steel Dashboard | Padded with Air Bag |
| Steel / Wood Steering Wheel | Padded with Collapsing column |
| Inner Tube Bias Ply, Hub Caps | Tubeless Radial, Alloy Rims |
| Tempered Glass | Laminated Tempered Glass |
| Drums | Disks |
| Manual | Automatic |
| Leaded | Unleaded |
| Water | Ethylene Glycol |
| 35 minutes at 400 F | 5 minutes on “cook” |
| Personnel Dept | Human Capital Management |
| President | CEO |
| Dogs and Clubs | Pepper Spray and Tasers |
| Butter | Margarine |
| Milk | Skim Milk, 1%, 2% |
| 3 channels, Antenna | 800 channels, dish or cable |
| 2 department stores | 10 dept stores, 1000 shoppes |
| Percolator | Starbucks |
| Front Porch | Back Patio |
| Bathtub | Hot Tub |
| Hand-written Letter | E-mail, Tweet |
| Walter Cronkite | Charlie Gibson |
| Mike Wallace | Brian Ross |
| Bands | Dance Groups |
| Slingshots, BB Guns, Estes Rockets, M-80’s, Lawn Darts | Team Sports |
| Tree Forts | Bedrooms |
| 2-Coat Plaster on Lathe on 2” x 4” studs | Drywall on 1-3/4” x 3-3/4” Studs |
| Asbestos Shingles, Nails | Vinyl Strips, Clips |
| Retarded | Mentally Challenged |
| Hyper | ADHD |
| Pay Phone | Cell Phone |
| Janitor | Custodian |
| Lunch Lady | Food Service Technician |
| Trash Man | Sanitation Engineer |
| Junior High School | Middle School |
| F | E |
| Home Economics | Civics |
| 16 oz “large” | 32 oz “large” |
| Small, Large | Kids, Small, Medium, Large, Jumbo/Superize |
| Aspirin | Aspirin, Acetominophen, Ibuprofen, Naproxin |
| Records | MP3 |
| Huffing Paint | Drinking Monster, Red Bull |
| Boxing | MMA |
| Props, Explosives, Cables, Spot Charges, Blood Packs | CG |
| German Shepherd | Pit Bull |
| Poodle | Shitzu, Pomeranian, Bichon |
| Newspaper | Web |
| Milk Man | Food Lion, 7-11 |
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